Check out this blog: www.aayishajokes.blogspot.ae
It has jokes and riddles.

Here is one of my favorites:

Rhyming Riddles

What do you call it when you fix a panda?

bear repair


How do you get to the second floor of a wig shop?

take the hair-place staircase


What do you call a seat for a four-sided shape?

a square chair 

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